i want a FAT baby who's nice and smiles and giggles all the time and imma put him (yes, i want a boy) in a monkey suit or have him dressed up as a salad or as the yolk of an egg and take a gazillion pictures of his growth and progress so i can embarrass him when his friends come over.
FAT BABY!!!
my baby can't be scrawny or sickly. they have to be fat as if they were fed on the stuff. they have to be cute too. i know it's a vain reason to reproduce but geddemmet!!! do not deny me my xmas cards so i can send pictures of my adorable little munchkin to people who don't even care.
thank you for listening.
yours truly,
the ever ticking biological clock
FAT BABY!!!
my baby can't be scrawny or sickly. they have to be fat as if they were fed on the stuff. they have to be cute too. i know it's a vain reason to reproduce but geddemmet!!! do not deny me my xmas cards so i can send pictures of my adorable little munchkin to people who don't even care.
thank you for listening.
yours truly,
the ever ticking biological clock
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