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28 November 2009 @ 01:59 am

My favorite sport to watch is social climbing. Nothing like guys and gals going at it for a shot to name-drop the hottest motherucker (dass right, motherucker) of the moment.

They look pretty while doing it too. I wonder what they take when putting their game face on? Must be some strong shit to survive all those forced laughter you have to do just to impress somebody. It must be coke then.

Blahblahblah. It's thanksgiving in another part of the world so that means my bosses are stuffing their faces with turkey and whatever American shit they put out for this holiday. Lafftrip din yung mga pinoy na may thanksgiving celebration kase.. DI TAYO KASALI DUN! It;s one thing to celebrate a culture and yet another to "own" tradition. Tsktsk. I guess being white goes beyond ingesting glutathione.

2 aaahs | Yes?

24 November 2009 @ 11:54 pm

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!?

Mala-asido na ang dila ko at dina siya dumidikit everytime I try to roll with my former favorite "Best Cheapest Rolling Paper EVAR". The gum won't even slightly stick to your fingers. It's like they slap on one coating there and forgot that IT'S SUPPOSED TO STICK, YOU EEJOTS!!!

Mukhang may standards na ang dila ko. Di na ata pede yung pipichugin na papel na lang. My body hates me. Kung kelan ako naghihirap biglang maghahanap ng mamahaling papel. At dahil mahilig naman akong magpanggap na bourgeois, nakahanap ako agad ng kapalit:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wala na atang mas buburgis pa sa French rolling papers. Zeegzaag, oui? Hors d'oeuvres. Bonsoir. Para akong me sipon. But no matter, at least this little froggy makes me happy. Extra happy indeed.

4 aaahs | Yes?

24 November 2009 @ 02:50 am

And yet another layout. I hope this will stick cos I'm getting too old to be obsessed with layouts.

But one should never be too old for some things, especially something as trivial as a layout.

My happiness is making a "mockery" of my writing. My one, true love ruined by happiness. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

Mediocrity = contentment. Suffering for art is too cliche; it's actually true.

Current Mood:

smoove

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21 October 2009 @ 01:19 am

i always come up with better ideas when i'm stoned out of this planet. must buy laptop soon so i can write it down immediately.

i'm not sure if i should ask for menopause so early in my life.

one love, my foot.

so what if i'm this ball of rage? it's my therapy so fuck off, chismosa.

good vibes don't happen when you just say it. DO SOMETHING!

guess who's a hormonal bitch right now?

Current Mood:

leche

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07 October 2009 @ 10:25 pm

try donating while drunk. that way, you won't care too much about what you give away. you end up giving more than expected; this is a good thing, really.

that being said, naubusan kame ng kobre kama del sa donating frenzy ko. ayus lang. mas kelangan naman nila nun.

pero mas kelangan nila ng edukasyon tungkol sa kalikasan at sa tamang pagtapon ng basura. mukhang di natututo at nagkalat at nagnakaw pa mula sa mga evacuation centers ang mga hitad.

Current Mood:

ows?

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23 September 2009 @ 12:13 am

i haven't been alone for quite some time and it feels..

GREAT!

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09 September 2009 @ 02:14 am

di ako makwentang tao pero sobra na yata yung suporta ko sa mga nilalang sa bahay!

di naman ako nagpa-anak senyo, baket ako yung me obligasyon buhayin kayo?

buti pa sana kumuha na lang ako ng "scholar". at least nakatulong pako sa pagaaral niya at sa makamundong edukasyon na alok ko. "hijo, etong pan-tuition. wag kang mahiyang humingi ha? osha, dilaan mona to.."

BASTOS!

pero me pakinabang. kesa yung mga palamunin sa bahay juskopo nga naman!
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bigla kong naging misyon sa buhay ang paghanap ng lalakeng kaya akong pakainin sa regular na oras at yung me pambili ng bag na gusto ko ket 500 pesos lang. mababaw na kung mababaw pero minsan mas importanteng maganda ang bag mo kesa sa busog ka. isama mona ang sapatos sa usapan.

Current Location: purgatoryo

Current Mood:

bushet

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07 September 2009 @ 07:12 am

ah yes, the height of urban living a.k.a. independence. you get to do everything on the floor since you can't really afford decent furniture yet. sure, nobody nags you and you can literally get away with murder as long as you don't stink up the place.

but you do miss home-cooked meals, freshly pressed laundry, much needed affection and all the other perks that come with living at home. i've been craving for a good, solid, fresh-off-the-kalan almusal. me kasamang pandesal tsaka kapeng instant pero masarap.

yes, goodmorning naman saken diba? susubukan kong kumain ng masarap mamaya. shet! akala ko diko mamimiss yung pagkulit saken na kakain na. ngayon sana may nangungulit saken kumain.

remember kids, independence is seriously overrated. SERIOUSLY. (though you do get to smoke a morning spliff)

Current Location: headquarters

Current Mood:

suuuuus

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02 September 2009 @ 12:03 am

damang-dama ko ang pagtanda. andami niyang hidden pleasant suprises na sadyang nakakakilig del feeling mo andami mo nang alam sa mundo at sa buhay. tsaka bigla akong licensed na humirit ng "tsss... kids!" HAYOP!

wala ako iba makwento kundi ang tungkol sa pagtanda. lahat na lang related sa pagtanda. puta kung itutuloy ko to baka maunahan ko pa sarili ko sa hukay. imbento. akala ko dati ang pagtanda eh ang karapatan magbisyo sa harap ng pamilya mo. goes to show kung gano kakitid utak ko noon.

on to tita activities! tsaka panunuod ng dramarama/dramathon sa hapon. tsaka pagbili ng tita like clothes that resemble a tent. fat people clothes, you gotta love them.

nakakaloka tumanda. ibang aktibidades naman ngayon.
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given the chance, DIDILAAN KO 'TONG MAMANG 'TO!!!

i heart you bear! ♥

Current Mood:

wagi!

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29 August 2009 @ 01:53 am

mukhang magtatapos ang mundo by 2012, ayun ke nostradamus. may aligning of the stars na magaganap at eto na raw ang senyales na patapos na ang age of man or some shet.

that means we have a little over 2 years left to live.

maniniwala ba tayo ke nostradamus? kung oo edi baket pako magtratrabaho e diko na rin naman pala maeenjoy ang pinaghihirapan ko? mukhang doon na rin tayo papunta eh. yun na rin yung ihip ng hangin sa dami ng disgrasya sa buong mundo ngayon.

katakot isipin. ayoko namang isiping cosmic joke/experiment lang tayo ni God. kase kung ganun na rin lang, ang kupal naman niya. o masyado lang tyaong madrama as a species.

ewan. lecheng european astrologists yan. nakakalimutan kong europe lang ang sakop ng mundo ni nostradamus. di siguro kasama asia dun.
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bigla ko lang narealize:

HAPPY 5TH MY LJ!!!

i know i should write in you more often and i promise i will from now on.

who wudda thunk that my vanity to see my words posted would span up to 5 years? memories!!!

Current Mood:

asa

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27 August 2009 @ 01:06 am

dekang deka ako ngayon sa bago kong phone. THEMES!!!

ansaya rin pala ng "comfort" na dala ng semi-burgis lifestyle ko ngayon. sabagay, ilang taon din akong "slumming" ang gusto, pero ngayon me bahid na ng sistema at linis sa mga trip ko. hahaha! sino kayang magaakalang titino rin ako?

kaya ambaduy kona ngayon. baduy and fat. mejo vain pa rin yung deklarasyon ko ng fat pero ikumpara mo sa dati, me inilapad at inilaki ako.

"youth is never blessed with wisdom"

true dat, true dat..

Current Mood:

native

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26 August 2009 @ 02:27 am

awat na sa twilight.. PLEASE!!!

baket ba uso yan?!?

Current Mood:

ngek

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21 August 2009 @ 12:11 am

things i wouldn't mind:

Bar Rafaeli's body
binatilyong mapupusok
maraming maraming pera
jollibee sa loob ng bahay ala ritchie rich
pagibig na wagas - NAAAAAAAAAKS!!! WOOOOOOH!!!

happy weekend!

Current Mood:

ows?

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20 August 2009 @ 12:03 am

i've learned to love weekends ever since i started working. it's my only respite from the week that was.

looooooong weekend coming up and instead of fighting the crowds to get out of town, i'm planning to stay in the city for the whole 4 days. nyahahaha!

i always try to get away from manila every chance i get so why not stay in and TRY to see something worthwhile in the city. if being a city means anything, it should be that it can entertain you anytime you want to be entertained.

so for this long weekend i'll be exploring new things to do in manila. i'll definitely be eating out and trying new restos cos this is the only time i can do it without being rushed from one appointment to the next.

fak yeah! i can't wait for this shit to start!
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every one from my batch, not just in school but in life, is getting fat. fatter. their arms are water retentive. what the fuck people? have we all stopped trying?

i guess it's nice that people are healthier but fuck men! iba na yung butter face na nagaganap sa mukakis mo.

Current Mood:

excited ogag

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14 August 2009 @ 05:02 am

GOODMORNENG!!!

Current Mood:

rawr!

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10 August 2009 @ 11:54 pm

ain't nothing sweeter than realizing you're over somebody who used to hold your heart and soul ♥

i was waiting for the usual tingle in my spine when i said hi. but to my suprise, i regretted even saying hi to this old lover of mine. pleasantries were exchanged and i begged off from more conversation cos it just felt.. WEIRD.

score one for the ladies!

Current Mood:

mumoo

Current Music: my crumpin harf

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08 August 2009 @ 02:20 am

yan ang national artist niyo.

R.I.P. SINING SA PILIPINAS

Current Location: edi senyo!

Current Mood:

pakshet

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04 August 2009 @ 11:37 pm

may bagong service ang LJ that let's you see who visits your site en shet.

STALKER MODE!!!

kala ko pa naman eto na lang yung walang viewing shet na todo iniiwasan ko.

hello world, we're here to officially invade your privacy in everything you do.

sincerely,

the Internet

Current Mood:

naman

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04 August 2009 @ 12:59 am

this post was brought to you by the letter W.

stands for walastik walwalan or kalat-mode ON. shit like this this don't need explaining. it's ok if i'm the only one who gets it. i don't write for anybody else anyway.

what annoys me the most is that i gave you more than a fighting chance. if i remember correctly, i even offered decent conversation. but you had to be an ass and somewhere along the way the real you finally introduced ITSELF to me. charming. the queen would bow down to you, no doubt.

you know the part i love? the one where you just have to explain yourself to everybody. and i mean everybody. you redefined boundaries for the whole world. seems like everything can be shared nowadays. sometimes they call it too much info but you apparently don't give a fart about labels. cheers! rarely do i meet someone who defies and conforms at the same time. the walking contradiction has come true, ladies and gents. i never thought it was possible but some people can really suprise you.

oh, and the effort you put into all of this is amazing! such energy! i don't know how you manage to go on and on and on and on and on (thank you, schnitzel) about yourself. i want whatever you're taking. your illusions are out of this world and i'd like visuals like that as well.

i always knew my rage was therapeutic.
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my boyfriend to the rescue: ispageti, ispageti! conserbatib ispageti! (thru text)

it doesn't make sense to anybody else but us and that made me laugh and realize how lucky i am that we're retarded the same way. ♥ ♥ ♥

Current Location: fakkity fahk fak

Current Mood:

fakkit

Current Music: fahk ewe

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31 July 2009 @ 02:26 am

it's another one of those use-bullets-cos-you're-too-lazy-to-construct-a-paragraph day:

you're not a hippie. please believe me when i tell you that. clothes don't make a man.
surprisingly, i really like, nay, LOVE working at night. no traffic, no heat, no crowds.. just me and the dark :)
it's ok to be a prude sometimes. we all can't live life like a roller coaster.
justifying your decisions to everybody else means you're not doing it for you, you're doing it for them. it's sad that way.
nobody should grow up fast. everybody should have child-like wonder even at the twilight of your life. some things are just amazing and they always will be no matter how old i get. sunsets are at the top of my list.
money matters. it may not be the end all and be all of things but it definitely plays a huge chunk in our everyday lives and how we operate as human beings. it seems like it affects outlook a lot too.
i love, love, love, love, love my boyfriend. i have the best :)

i know the last part sounds like i'm lording it over everybody else. maybe i am. that's how awesome he is. 4 years and forever. i'm such a cheesepuff when it comes to him lately.

Current Mood:

nyork

Current Music: old skool coldplay

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